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THE TIGER
This tiger is sprawled
So still and so flat
A question arises
When glancing thereat-
Is he asleep?
To be perfectly frank
He looks more as if
He was creamed by a tank!
The Tiger II
My tiger is deep
In somnolent sleep
Dreaming of chases remembered
His keen eyes are glinting!
He dreams of a sprinting
Sambar who'll soon be dismembered
The Sorry Song
Here's the 'very sorry song'
Won't you help and sing along?
Bum Bum Bum
I blew it!
He's sorry
I knew it!
So sorry
I'm very very sorry that I took your precious flaaggg!
Just don't do it any more, you scurvy scalawaagg!
A Quandary
Mom once said she loved me
Just the way I am,
So I wonder what would happen
If I became a clam
If her son was gray and grimy
Slippery and slimy
An oversized hors d'oeuvre,
Would mom still have the nerve?
Barneys Dad
Barney's dad was really bad,
So Barney hatched a plan.
When his dad said "Eat your peas!"
Barney shouted "No!" and ran.
Barney tricked his mean ol' dad
And locked him in the cellar,
His mom never found out where he'd gone
Cause Barney didn't tell her
There his dad spent his life,
Eating mice and gruel.
With every bite for fifty years
He was sorry he'd been cruel
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